I would not recommend drinking much of anything while wearing this outfit.

I have the world's smallest bladder. Has this been scientifically proven? No! I'm making this bold claim myself based on my very limited knowledge of other people's urination patterns. My boyfriend's brother says I have a "skill" of waiting until the last minute to use the bathroom, and I never—never—miss an opportunity to do so. This, however, is not my fault, as it is the result of a traumatic experience I had as a child that involved a two-hour car ride up a mountain in Mexico, not using the bathroom before leaving the house, and drinking one too many Fantas. Oh, it's not what you think: I did not pee my pants. No no: I clenched for dear life, crying in the back seat with my pants undone to relieve some of the pressure, but I did not soil myself. Nevertheless, I was never able to take the business of peeing lightly ever again. Or Fanta.

Zara top, jumpsuit, and sandals

Vintage necklace