What I would probably look like if I were named Svetlana and had a curious fascination with Attila the Hun.

I'm a born and bred Texas girl, so I doubt I'll ever be well-equipped for winter, but even I have to admit joy at the prospect of wearing things that are fuzzy and warm. And by warm I mean I don't even want to be able to tell that it's thirty degrees outside. Which means I probably should't wear a dress with knee-high slits up the sides.

Oh my god, I'd make the worst Svetlana. Attila would be so disappointed.

Retropolis jacket find.

Ebay shearling vest.

H&M dress.

Zara boots.

Banana Republic earrings.