11/4/15
"I believe I can fly" is never not relevant.
You know what’s practical about fringe? Nothing. It gets in your soup, it gets tangled in itself, and the strings are always wonky and going wherever they please. But man is it fun, and it’s pretty useful for diffusing awkward situations. Remember when Anne Hathaway hosted the Oscars? Technically James Franco was her co-host, but she had to distract the world from this fact, so this is what she did:
Instant global mesmerization. Because who doesn’t like reminiscing about being four and trapped in your parent’s car, terrified of the ferocious mop monster that for sure was going to swallow everyone as y’all went through the car wash?
I don’t, I hate it. But this dress makes me feel like a bird, so I’m here for that.
Zara dress and sneakers.
Urban Outfitters necklaces.
Goody headband.