I love you, and I hope you love you, too.
Ah, February 14th: That random day in the middle of the coldest and most miserable month, slated as an opportune time to express your deepest, burning, flaming hot desires; probably because it's so cold and miserable outside, and Canada Goose ain't doing shit to remedy that. (To be clear, I'm actually familiar with the history of Valentine's Day. I still think February is the worst.)
Valentine's Day can be magical for a lot of people, but also kind of a bummer for a whole lot more. So if you count yourself a member of the latter group, I want to say that I love you, and I hope you love you, too. You're pretty wonderful. And you know what the best kind of candy and flowers are? The kind you buy for yourself, because you know what you like and don't got time to mess around with all that other bullshit.