Let's get it skunky in here.

Have you ever been in a subway car? Have you ever been in a crowded subway car? Have you ever been in a subway car that is so crowded, you're corralled into the aisle and have to lean over someone to grab the railing above? Have you ever been in a subway car that is so crowded, you're corralled into the aisle and have to lean over someone to grab the railing above, and as you do you notice that someone forgot to put on deodorant that morning? Have you ever been in a subway car that is so crowded, you're corralled into the aisle and have to lean over someone to grab the railing above, and as you do you notice that someone forgot to put on deodorant that morning, and finally four stops in you solve the mystery that that someone is you? Have you ever done this while wearing a down coat? Have you ever done this while wearing a down coat so thick it doubles your body size? Have you ever done this while wearing a down coat so thick it doubles your body size and also serves as a sauna, making you sweat so much you can feel your body heat steam floating up your neck, as you're stuck in a crowded subway car wearing no deodorant and praying the passenger onto whom you are steam showering forgives your transgressions?

Have you done this and it's only Wednesday?

J. Crew turtleneck

H&M faux fur jacket

Etsy leather skirt

Tucum necklace