Tall
Well, I know I'm incapable of reaching things in high places, so that's one way.
© Gucci / Dust Magazine
@ Delpozo
Summer Solstice
Amen amen.
© Prada
Christmas Party
Don't we all.
© Celine
Laughter
300 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and counting, of straight laughter. #supportDACA #supportDreamers #HereToStay
© Calvin Klein
Eclipse
DON'T FORGET YOUR PINHOLE CAMERA.
© Dior
Difficulty
Just sayin'.
© Harper's Bazaar
Fire
Ok.
© Coach
Sugar Candy
Obviously you've never had to make it to 6PM working a desk job, Mr. Churchill.
© Harper's Bazaar
Boats
My past largely consists of naps, so I don't see what the problem is.
© Saint Laurent
Catastrophe
At least I have the catastrophe part down!
© Céline
Disappointed
Weekend translation: Don't ask me to do anything.
© Marc Jacobs
Everything
ZOMG where is Friday.
© Dolce & Gabbana
Cooking
Except in my household, because I do not cook. Also I don't like talking.
Or people. Or being watched. Why are you here.
© Gucci
Predictable
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO . . . .
© Harper's Bazaar
False Spring
Just came here to let you know earth is dying! Have a great day!
© Elle
Wicked
Well damn.
© Fendi
Children
Pfffffft, you're telling me.
© Chanel
Foreign
#NoBanNoWall
© Elle
Facts
Well if you're Kellyanne Conway, sure.
© Elle
Equal
*Heart eyes emoji*